Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends

Strom Thurmond wrote:

So I called this handyman service to come and fix the leak in the roof...

Poison Dart Frog wrote:

Jesus. I'm going to have to excuse myself, guys. This story turned my stomach when I heard him tell it to Baldy earlier.

Front Door wrote:

*SLAM*

European Robin wrote:

So what happened, Strom?

Strom Thurmond wrote:

Yeah! Well anyways, they said they'd send some guy around to fix the roof. They didn't just send some regular guy though, they sent a ninja! This little ninja!

European Robin wrote:

Oh brother...

African Grey Parrot wrote:

Come on, Strom. Can't you just enter the 21st century?

Strom Thurmond wrote:

...tiny little thing, he was! Just clambered up the ladder and...

European Robin wrote:

That's it, I'm out of here.

African Grey Parrot wrote:

Me too.

Strom Thurmond wrote:

Wait! I was just getting to the part where he signed for the work! Get this, he signed so fast that I couldn't even see his pen move! Crazy, crazy ninjas!

Front Door wrote:

*SLAM*

Strom Thurmond wrote:

Guys? Hello?