Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends

Inmate 323017, Peregrine Falcon wrote:

Wow, who'd have thought that Nador would let me out of the hole early!

Gul Nador wrote:

You're lucky I'm a blues fan. Anyways, it's back to your cell for you!

Inmate 329620, Ostrich wrote:

OMFG!!!!11 I found u!!!

Inmate 323017, Peregrine Falcon wrote:

What are you doing here!?

Gul Nador wrote:

Ah, yes, Gul Madred said you two had worked together in the past, why they're letting you be cellmates is beyond me! Just be warned, we're watching you! Damned terrorists!

Inmate 323017, Peregrine Falcon wrote:

Boy, am I glad to see you!

Inmate 329620, Ostrich wrote:

seriosly!!! me 2! thye took away al my wepons but thsi allways happens in RPGs, adn u have to nock out a gard or somethnig nd then u fnid a room w/all ur weaopns and items in it!!!1

Inmate 323017, Peregrine Falcon wrote:

Oh, forget that... look, the Salamander knows a way out, and with you... here.....

Inmate 323017, Peregrine Falcon wrote:

...wait... Where's the Salamander?

Inmate 329620, Ostrich wrote:

o... I ate it.

Inmate 323017, Peregrine Falcon wrote:

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Inmate 329620, Ostrich wrote:

im sorry for eatng ur food, but itwas hot dog day in da cafateria!!!!11 i saw on Oz tht u can get raped by natzis in jail!!!1 i didnt want them 2 think i was gay by eatting a hot dog!!!!11 OMG, i just remembred, once in teh lunch rom at skewl ther waz this stupid guy and he wass eatin a hotdog without even a bun!!!! ROFLMAO!!!!11 nd then i uz like "BOY U SURE LIKE THE SAUSAGEE!!!" and then he addmited it!!!!!11 LOL!!!11

Inmate 323017, Peregrine Falcon wrote:

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Inmate 329620, Ostrich wrote:

k, so 2 escape u have 2 pretnd 2 b sick or somthnig & then i yell "GUARD!!!!11 thsi MAN NEEDS A DOCTOR!!!" and thne we kock him out and escape!!!!11

Inmate 323017, Peregrine Falcon wrote:

*faint*

Inmate 329620, Ostrich wrote:

not yet!!!11 we hve to wate until their is a guard nearby!!! omfg, serously, wake up