Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends - 35
Strom Thurmond and his Feathered Friends
"Selfish"
PostPosted: Thu Mar 17, 2005 by Richard Howe + Corbie Hill    
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Poison Dart Frog wrote:
People like to think selfishness is a bad thing, but when you think about it, being selfish is the most basic action. We need to be selfish, or we would not survive.


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Poison Dart Frog wrote:
Being selfish is merely looking out for ourselves! If the earliest cave-men said "Oh no, we shouldn't pick these fruits and eat them... then what would the cave-bears eat?" there would be no human race!


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Poison Dart Frog wrote:
Everyone is selfish! there are people starving in Africa right this moment, hell, there are people down the street starving right this moment. And what did we all spend our last paycheque on? An Ipod? a fleeting night on the town? The newest clothing item we just had to have? Yet the majority of us think of being selfish as a negative thing! What hypocrites we are!


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Poison Dart Frog wrote:
Yeah, I could tell Strom about Pere and Ostrich. But Pere and Ostrich are morons who just make my life miserable! They brought on their situation! Do I really want to fix that? The idea people have of being noble, is that it's good to make others happy. Well, I'm making MYSELF happy. The end result is the same, a happy person! I'm cutting out the middleman!


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Snowy Owl wrote:
Oh hey Frog, do you want to watch some X-TREME sports with me? they're going to take a trampoline and play basketball on it! INSANE! Comeon man, I have no one else to watch it with! Oh, by the way, I ate all your Pizza Pops.


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Poison Dart Frog wrote:
Of course, sometimes you need to look at the big picture...


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Snowy Owl wrote:
Oh wow, these sports are going to be so X-TREME!


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