| "Blueprints" |
 Posted: Tue June 28, 2005 by Corbie Hill + Richard Howe |
| Door Bell wrote: |
| *ding dong!* |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| yeah? |
| Brittany Spaniel wrote: |
| Hey! is Snowy Owl in? |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| Maybe... who the hell are you? |
| Brittany Spaniel wrote: |
| What do you mean? I'm your freaking neighbor! Remember when you lost your rollerblades in my storm drain? |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| Uh... yeah... that. |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| ... |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| So, uh... what do you want? |
| Brittany Spaniel wrote: |
| Jesus, man! I want to talk to Snowy Owl! I got some two by fours for him to build some kind of ramp with. |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| Nice try, narc. You're not getting my blueprints. |
| Brittany Spaniel wrote: |
| Blueprints? |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| Yeah, these! |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| ... |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| Wait! You fooled me! Damn CIA! Now I have to purge the database! |
Homeless Man Bald Eagle wrote: |
| Ok, I'm going to need some pipe cleaners, some WD-40 and a book of matches! Get me those, and I'll let you in on a secret spot where you can steal some prime shopping carts! |
| Brittany Spaniel wrote: |
| ...so, yeah, I'll just come back later... |
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