| "Squish" |
 Posted: Mon Feb 06, 2006 by Richard Howe + Corbie Hill |
| African Grey Parrot wrote: |
| Your sister called for you again. She's been calling a lot recently, what's up? |
| European Robin wrote: |
| Oh, messy divorce... a sad story, really. |
| African Grey Parrot wrote: |
| That's rough... what happened? |
| European Robin wrote: |
| Well, her husband has this really weird fetish... |
| African Grey Parrot wrote: |
| Oh yeah? |
| European Robin wrote: |
| Yeah, apparently he likes the sound bugs make when they get squished. Turns him on, or whatever. |
| African Grey Parrot wrote: |
| Well, that's a little weird! |
| European Robin wrote: |
| Yeah... |
| African Grey Parrot wrote: |
| But, you know... I don't see it being a reason for ending a marriage! I think if you get into a commited relationship you should already be at a point where you can accept things like that. If this kind of thing bothered your sister, she should have worked that out before they got married! |
| European Robin wrote: |
| Oh, that's really not the problem... |
| African Grey Parrot wrote: |
| What then? |
| European Robin wrote: |
| Well... he kept going to the pet store, buying a bunch of crickets, and then started asking her friends to come over and squish them! |
| African Grey Parrot wrote: |
| Oh... |
| European Robin wrote: |
| And took pictures. |
| African Grey Parrot wrote: |
| Oh... |
| European Robin wrote: |
| ...and then he invited the boyscouts over... |
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